I knew it! Homegirl is looney-fuckin’-tunes. Dye your hair, shave your head. Wait for it to grow out, get ELEVEN THOUSAND DOLLAR extensions. Shave half of them off. Shave the other half off. Get ar…
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May 25, 2013
I told you Amanda Bynes shaved her head again, and other updates on her arrest.
May 25, 2013
Miley Cyrus topless, another preview for 'Arrested Development' and the stories I don't have time to tell you about: May 25, 2013.
Click here for uncensored. So supposedly, this is a leaked image from Miley’s recent Maxim shoot, which may be legit because her nails, necklace and jeans all look like they match to me. While we’r…
May 25, 2013
Joseph Gordon-Levitt wrote and directed a film so he could bang Scarlett Johansson and watch porn for money. Watch the trailer for 'Don Jon'.
That Joseph Gordon-Levitt, he’s got his life all figured out, doesn’t he? I feel like he’s kind of living out most guy’s dream here. Click below to watch the hilarious and touching trailer: …
May 25, 2013
Amanda Bynes got her ass arrested and hospitialised because she ditched her bong out the window, AFTER letting the cops into her apartment. Of course.
For actual weeks there was no news on the Amanda front and now homegirl can’t even keep it together long enough to let me get through a work day before she makes the headlines again. That takes som…
May 24, 2013
Amanda Bynes remains sane, InTouch magazine remains staffed by ugly people, according to Amanda's latest Twitter rant. Oh, and she tried to use Google as I.D.
Alternate title for this post: ‘She’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! The triumphant return of Amanda Bynes.’ Writing this post is like reaching the surface of the water and gasping for air after experienci…
May 24, 2013
Demi Lovato does Nylon magazine and the stories I don't have time to tell you about: May 23 + 24, 2013.
- Farrah Abraham thinks she’s getting her own reality TV show about her life. [GossipCop] - Lil’ Wayne signed Paris Hilton to his record company. [TMZ] - Brandi and Lisa are going to confront Kyle …
May 23, 2013
Justin Timberlake whines about how no one takes his acting seriously, hates his music career.
So JT is in Cannes at the moment because someone pulled enough strings to get him a role in the Coen brothers film ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’. I’ve seen three films with Justin Timberlake in them now, a…
May 23, 2013
Good morning, Miranda Kerr's tits.
Good morning, my pop culture boos, how about a little ‘wardrobe malfunction’ to kick off the morning. I use quotations because when you see the NSFW photos, you’ll see that these photos are far les…
May 22, 2013
The 'Teen Mom 3' cast makes fun of Farrah Abraham's cryface and the stories I don't have time to tell you about: May 22, 2013.
- ‘Teen Mom 3’ will begin in August. Here’s the cast making fun of Farrah Abraham’s cryface. [ONTD!] - Will Smith did an impromptu performance of his 90’s hit ‘Summertime’ on Letterman. [Gos…
May 21, 2013
More photos from the Cannes Film Festival and the stories I don't have time to tell you about: May 21, 2013.
-25 hilarious internet reactions to Miguel’s WWE move at the Billboard Awards. [BuzzFeed] - Watch the teaser for new HBO film ‘Clear History’, starring Larry David, Jon Hamm, Eva Mendes, Kate Hudso…
May 20, 2013
Taylor doesn't want Selena to ever, ever, ever, get back together with Justin, and the rest of the 2013 Billboard Music Award Show!
Okay, so that might be a total overstatement, but I’m here for fun, not facts, so it’s like, whatever. Look at this GIF! Taylor Swift wins the Internet with what is sure to be the most popul…
May 20, 2013
The 2013 Billboard Awards red carpet and winners!
Without Britney, Rihanna, Katy, Gaga and Beyonce this is kind of a snoozefest, unfortunately, but regardless, check out the winners below and come back later tonight for a recap of the show …
May 20, 2013
Jonathan Bennett, aka Aaron Samuels from 'Mean Girls', wants Lindsay to go to jail and the stories I don't have time to tell you about: May 20, 2013.
- Funny with a side of attention-grabbing desperation, because what was the last thing you saw this guy in? [ONTD!] - Chris Brown has been the target of death threats. To quote Shaggy, ‘it w…
May 20, 2013
Finally! An Amanda Bynes update.
You guys, it has been so long since Amanda Bynes tweeted anything that I think I’m in withdrawals. It’s like that scene from ‘The Basketball Diaries’ when Leo begs his mother for drug money: …
May 19, 2013
The week in celebrity social media and the stories I don't have time to tell you about: May 19, 2013.
- If you’ve been talking about whether Beyonce is pregnant or not, Bey thinks that you’re a ‘low life with nothing better to do than talk about her’. Isn’t that a nice thing to think about your fan…
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